FLYING BEARS

so i was trolling the internet for news this morning and i came across this headline..

FLYING BEAR KILLS TWO CANADIANS
oh yeah???

OTTAWA (Reuters) – Two Canadians died instantly in a freak accident when a car hit a 440-pound (200-kg) black bear and sent the animal flying straight through the windshield of an oncoming vehicle, local media said Wednesday.
The bear’s body hit the 25-year-old driver and a 40-year-old man sitting behind her and then shot out of the back window. The bear also died.
The accident happened Monday night in a rural area about 25 miles north of the federal capital Ottawa.
“We don’t see (this) often, even if we live in the country. Lots of deer, but collisions with a bear and two people died? That’s really rare,” local police spokesman Martin Fournel told the Canadian Broadcasting Corp..

first of all, May their souls rest in peace…

how misleading was that headline?? personally i think it’d disrespectful to the people that died AND the bear, cos when i clicked that link, i know what i wanted to see…. flying bears?? when i think of flying bears i think of like 200 pound ninja assasins, parachuting down from the sky, landing on a farm and just like killing everybody there, Or a very freaky circus accident!! like maybe they shoot bears out of a cannon and this time it fell into the crowd or something… flying bears? and we think flying pigs are impossible? May God save us now..

the dude they interviewed said “we dont see this often”

NO SHIT.

like, theres understatements and theres understatements.. if flying bears were a regular occurence i’m pretty sure nobody would still be living there.

also, “THE BEAR ALSO DIED”

You dont say...

a vehicle knocked a 44o pound bear off its feet, sent it flying into another car, where it broke the windsheild, shot into the lady in the front and the guy in the back and broke throught the glass at the back like a fucking bullet with a vendetta, then mustve landed on the road and rolled and bumped around a bunch, and it wont die?? haba.. you sef fear God..

Then, you have to wonder, How fast was that bloody car going that it sent  a 200kg bear flying up into the air with enough force to knock out another car?? thats some crazy shit right there..

Lastly, this just goes to show, when its your time to go, its time to go.. terrible for the people, terrible for the bear.. at least, theyll have a banging headstone at their grave.. i want something like that too, Im obsessed with cool deaths..  how awesome would this be?

HERE LIES FESTUS… KILLED, QUITE SPECTACULARLY, BY A FLYING BEAR..

Nollywood wishes you a great weekend 🙂